Jellicle Ninjas
The Rookie Nine gathered with the Sand Siblings in Konoha's training grounds. They would normally be with Team Gai too, except said team was on a mission away from Konoha. So Team 7, Team 8, Team 10 and the Sand Sibs were now gathered together because the girls had forced them to.
Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Temari- but mostly Sakura and Ino- had developed a new jutsu. A teleportation jutsu. They were rather excited with the results and just had to show the boys.
Yes, they had tested the jutsu a good number of times before this moment. Now, the tests consisted of teleporting between the girls' houses and different spots in Konoha. That was about the extent of the testing. They hadn't tried to teleport outside of Konoha, but Sakura and Ino being, well, Sakura and Ino, assumed that the tests they did run were successful enough that they could do anything with their new jutsu.
Why, one might ask, did the girls make a teleportation jutsu in the first place?
Well, Sakura and Ino were, of course, Sasuke fangirls. And what better way to prove it than to randomly teleport to to Sasuke's house- or, preferably, his bedroom- like the creepy, obsessive stalkers they were? Of course, Hinata found their reasoning horrible and embarrassing, but thought that the jutsu could be useful when out shopping since it could easily transport her from store to store. Temari just found the jutsu amusing and liked the fact that they thought of it before the boys did. And she decided she could sneak up and scare the living hell out of her brothers with it.
"Come on, Sakura. Tell us what's going on. You've been giggling all day." Naruto whined.
The bubble-gum-haired girl smirked and clasped her hands together. She shared a glance with her fellow kunoichi, who followed the action. The performed a series of hand seals before declaring, "Teleportation no Jutsu!"
The eight boys stared in shock as everything around them went white. On instinct, they grabbed the hand closest to them. Sasuke and Naruto joined hands, and Naruto's free hand reached for Sakura's arm. Shikamaru and Choji both made a grab for Ino. Kiba and Shino joined hands, and Hinata reached for them. And the three Sand Sibs all joined hands.
The twelve teens gave groans of pain as they landed in a pile of junk. Or rather, under a pile of junk.
"Where are we??" Naruto demanded, standing up.
"I don't know." Sakura admitted, looking around. It would appear that they landed in a junk yard, though it almost looked like the junk yard had been converted into some kind of hangout. At one end, there was a giant tire- seriously giant, like as big as a car itself- on its side, next to what looked like the trunk of a rusty old car. To the other side fo the giant tire was a tunnel of sorts. All around the place were various broken stoves, old TVs, tunnels and other random things one might find in a junk yard.
"Where were you trying to take us?" Sasuke asked, getting irritated.
"We were trying to go to Suna." Temari sighed.
"Have you ever tested the jutsu before today?" Sasuke questioned.
"Yes we have, actually." Ino defended.
"Have you teleported out of Konoha before today?" Sasuke asked.
"Uhm.. heh, no." Sakura admitted, dropping her gaze to the patches of floor beneath her feet. She and Ino then realized that they really should have tested the jutsu more.
Among the bickering that soon followed, the group failed to notice the new presence in the junk yard.
"'O are ya?" the presence asked. Startled, the twelve teens turned to the voice. The presence, obviously a girl, seemed to have a Scottish, or maybe Irish, accent. Of course, if you asked her, she'd tell you it was cockney. She was standing like a human, only her body was covered in white, orange and black fur, she had pointed ears atop her head, and a tail on her backside. She was wearing a black spaghetti strap shirt- very form-fitting, one might add- that barely reached her hips, and skin-tight navy blue skinny jeans. She had fingers like a human, rather than paws, and she had a regular cat face, whiskers and all. She was also wearing a black studded collar.
"Can you tell us where we are?" Sasuke asked her.
"First tell me 'o ya are." the girl told them.
"You mean who we are?" Naruto questioned, failing to understand her accent.
"'At's wha' Oi said." the girl replied, rolling her eyes.
"It would take too long to introduce all of us. We're ninja from Konoha." Sasuke said.
"Ninja? Konoha? Wha' in the 'ell are ya talking abou'?" the girl questioned, tilting her head to the side.
Sasuke sighed. "Where are we?"
"You're in the Jellicle Junk Yard, duh." the girl said. "Me name's Rumpletaza. Maybe Oi should take ya to Deuteronomy, he migh' be able to 'elp."
Her name was Rumpleteazer, but her accent twisted it.
"Please do." Sasuke sighed again. The striped cat-girl scampered off towards a tunnel, and looked behind her upon reaching it to make sure the newcomers were following. Trying to refrain from complaining about or commenting on the rather disgusting tunnel, the twelve ninja followed Rumpleteazer until they reached a nicely lit room where another cat-human was seated in a big chair. He was rather fat, and old, with shaggy grey fur. He was wearing what seemed to be some kind of business uniform.
"Good afternoon, Rumpleteazer. What brings you to my lair? You usually don't come to me unless your in trouble or you want something." the old cat said.
"Neitha, Deut. Oi found some humans in the junk yard. Thought Oi migh' bring 'em to ya, Oi sure dunno wha' to do with 'em." Rumpleteazer explained.
The old cat, known as Old Deuteronomy, looked around her at the group of confused teens.
"I see." he said, gesturing for said teens to come closer.
"Where are you from?" he asked.
"Konoha." Sasuke replied.
"Where is Konoha?" Deuteronomy asked.
"Japan." Naruto replied.
Deuteronomy and Rumpleteazer shared confused looks.
"Well, I can't say I have a clue what you're talking about. How did you get here?" Deuteronomy questioned.
"Ino, Hinata, Temari and I made a teleportation jutsu and accidentally ended up here." Sakura explained, gesturing to the girls as she said their names.
"What's a jutsu?" Rumpleteazer asked, bewildered.
"It's hard to explain. It's something we ninja can do. There are many different jutsus." Sakura answered.
"How do you do this?" Deuteronomy asked.
"With hand seals and chakra." Ino answered.
"Chakra? Jeez humans are weird. Oi've neva' 'eard of any of this stuff." Rumpleteazer said, shaking her head.
"As I said, it's a ninja thing." Sakura said.
"Well, if you used this jutsu thing to get you here, can't you use it to get you back?" Deuteronomy asked.
"Small problem with that." Ino said. "We kind of haven't tested the jutsu very much, at least not outside of our own village, so we're not really sure how to get out of here. We could try the jutsu again, but it may just send us further from Konoha."
"I see. Well, maybe you stay here and practice a bit." Deuteronomy offered. "I'm sure we can find a place for you to stay, and food for you to eat."
"Thank you very much, sir." Sakura smiled, bowing. Her eleven friends bowed as well.
"Please, call me Deuteronomy."